Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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