Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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