Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
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