So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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