The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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