Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
that is very illegal...i love you.
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