i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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