All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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