no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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