Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
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You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.