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i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
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