If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.