So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!