i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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