I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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