Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.