I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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