How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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