This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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