Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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