wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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