Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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