I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-