Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos