Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
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Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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