I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
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If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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