New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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