got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Drunk is not a location!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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