Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize