This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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