White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
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His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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