Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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