Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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