Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
why do cheetos always look like penises
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes