i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'll put lettuce on them
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)