what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?