? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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