one might say we're banned from that church
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?