just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
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All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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