I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
There r osticjed everywhere
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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