i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
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we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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