I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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