you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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