We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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