Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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