I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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