Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
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