just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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