Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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