Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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