Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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