think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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