at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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