Duck Duck Cougar?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
please come you make the beer taste better
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Randomize