i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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