Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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